: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A:meli needs a haircut and a real job
O.O everybody tells me that

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: meli looks like a grumpy old man
HEY!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: meli says "Mama"
=.= oh, what an amazing thing

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: meli wants to buy you on Hotties for Sale.
OMG NO

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: meli does the hokey pokey
*Does the hokey pokey*

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: meli hates driving.
I can't drive.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A:
meli asks what globulin is: it's found in blood plasma
Yay, i learned somthing

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A:
meli goes camping!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: meli likes eating turtles
D: Run turtles!

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: meli eats her toes.
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